Mr Classy's Basement

Mr Classy locked thirty children in his basement with a book, telling them that anyone who read it could come and live upstairs. Every day he opened the hatch and called down to ask if any of them could tell him what the book said, but the children only ever told him to go fuck himself.

At dinner parties Mr Classy sighed and said 'I'm doing everything I can to elevate the poor children, but their community doesn't value education so it's very difficult.'